Good Morning....

:: Step Right Up Folks, we have Marta and Suzie with their dancing tatas and we also have the amazing Dirk Diggler performing his famous 'Now-You-See-It, Now-You-Don't' Penis trick.

...came into the shop and "shook the store owner's hand powerfully until the owner felt his penis melt into his body."

There's something pathetic about a culture so ignorant even its pathologies have to be imported. But what do you expect? The telling detail of the vanishing penis hysteria is that it was spread by text messaging. You can own a cell phone, yet still believe that foreigners are able with a mere handshake to cause your penis to melt away. Unfuckingbelievable. [via: suntimes]

:: Along with the Ann Coulter raving talking doll, Bitches 'R' Us doll store just put out an increasingly unbearable Dennis Miller doll.

:: Blogging the California fires

I still miss my ex-husband. Will my aim ever improve?